[x] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[/] I wear black everyday. (Not all the time)
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[x] I play an acoustic guitar. (does playing an acoustic guitar owned by your school band count?)
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I think about suicide or death often. (bad vision, BAD)
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals. (wat)
[ ] My myspace/Facebook pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts. (I would LOVE to own one, or even two, or three....)
[x] No one understands me. (yepyep)
[x] I don't talk too often. (Only in the morning)
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes. (it used to..)
[/] I always say 'life sucks'. (not all the time)
[/] I have straight A's. (I only have A's in English, I suck at the other subjects HA)
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[/] I always follow the rules. (not all the time)
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex. (heck no)
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[/] I always answer every question in class right. (not all the time)
[x] I correct people's grammar. (hello hello, the grammar nazis are here to ruin your life)
[x] I read a lot.
[ ] School is very important to me.
[x] I always stump people. (BE PREPARED FOR THE RULING OF SHADELOLZ- wait why is my stage/author name here)
Total: 7 1/2
[x] I always speak my mind.
[x] I have 0% of school spirit.
[x] F*ck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[x] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[x] I won't listen to authority figures.
[/] I always break the rules. (sometimes)
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[x] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a sh*t what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[x] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[x] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[x] Rules were meant to be broken. (ALL OF THEM.)
Total: 16 1/2 (oh wow)
[x] I'm on one or more sport teams. (used to)
[x] I always wear my varsity jacket. (no matter what the teachers say I won't take it off)
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[x] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports
[/] I watch sports on TV all the time (not always)
[x] I'm muscular.
[x] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day. (I try to)
[x] Go Team!
[x] I'm a chick/dude magnet. (SERIOUSLY 2400+ GIRLS IN ONE HOUR GAAAAHHH)
[x] I eat a lot.
[x] I'm egotistical.
[x] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[x] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[x] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[x] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 13 1/2
[x] I'm funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[x] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[x] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[x] Jim Carrey is my idol
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[x] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around. (my teachers always tell the whole class, ha)
Total: 16 (uhm..)
[ ] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much. (only in the morning, m'kay?)
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[ ] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[x] I never participate in class discussions.
[x] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly.
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[x] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[x] I would like to be more outgoing.
[x] I wear black.
[ ] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[x] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night. (I wish I can go out during the night ;-
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love black humor.
[ ] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x] People are scared of me.
[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time/have to say it out loud.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[x] I talk in a robot voice often. (not always)
[x] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes. (CRAZY SHADE IS HERE, OHOHOHOHOHHOHHOHOHOHO)
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[x] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[x] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[x] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[x] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 16 (16 again, whaaaaa-)
[ ] I hate/dislike most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me. (because i' super crazy and random)
[x] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[x] I live in my room, writing in my diary. On the computer...
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[ ] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[x] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[x] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world. (nope, hurts my ears)
[x] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[x] I just don't get along with anyone.
[x] I skateboard to everywhere. (LITERALLY EVERYWHERE
IN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE)
[x] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[x] I shop at Pacsun.
[x] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[x] I always play skateboarding video games
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[x] I always wear hoodies.
[x] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[x] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[x] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[x] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[x] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[x] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[x] I wear vans.
[x] Tony Hawks games wn. =
[x] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 16 (whaaa-)
[x] I say 'yo'.
[x] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[x] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[x] Mah chainz hang low.
[x] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[x] 50 Cent is my idol.
[x] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[x] I freestyle.
[x] I breakdance.
[x] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[x] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[x] I party with all my nigs.
[x] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[x] Geeks are afraid of me.
[x] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an a**hole.
[x] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[x] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x] People are afraid of me.
[x] People know not to mess with me.
[x] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[x] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[x] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[x] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[x] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[x] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[x] My thumbs are sore often.
[x] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[x] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[x] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[x] I have more than one online account on the same game.
[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear make up every day.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug.
[ ] I paint my nails
[ ] I use perfume
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[ ] I shower regularly
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[ ] I like to accessorize
[ ] I like flowers.
[ ] I don't like to be outdoors
[ ] I'm more like my mother than my father.
[ ] I like hanging out with girls than boys.
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[ ] I watch my weight/ count calories.
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice.
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: 0 (a what
[x] I have short hair.
[x] I hate doing laundry.
[x] I like war type video games.
[x] I like playing or watching sports
[x] People say I have a deep voice
[x] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[x] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[x] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[x] There's only two emotions
[x] I shower only when I start to notice I stink
[x] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[x] My room isn't neat.
[x] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs
[x] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight.
[x] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it.